Upper Decky T-Shirt

Do you wake up and pop in an upper decky before turning off your alarm? Does your breakfast consist of 6 milly pilly's and energy drinks? If so, this shirt is for you.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Pre-shrunk fabric. That means it wont shrink (unlike your dick)
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Product sourced directly from your moms house

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Havoc & Thread LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 4117 W kirkland avenue, San Tan Valley, AZ 85144 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.